A large group of influential opinionmakers, mostly on the left side of the political spectrum, are out of touch with the country. No one knows how to distinguish them from left-wingers who are still in touch. The out-of-touch liberals just don’t get it. They are, however, underappreciated. No one knows quite who they are or quite what they stand for. What they desperately need is a name. The term paleoliberalism is appropriate, as it contrasts with the hated “neoliberalism.”
The word “paleo-” used in English is a learned borrowing from Greek “palaio” meaning “old.”
A.S. Sundar, etymologist. (*)
The word paleoconservative usually refers to the hard right-wing. (†) The Pat Buchanan type of conservative, who opposes foreign entanglements, is most often associated with paleoconservatism. (‡) It is fitting, then, that the isolationists on the hard left would share their prefix.
Paleoliberalism is liberalism that is inflexible, old, and stubborn. (§) Paleoliberalism is yesterday’s banners and chants arrayed against today’s issues. In essence, it is illiberal. It’s like an old, worn out pair of shoes with gaping cracks in the soles and a terrible stink. They’re all right as long as you don’t look down.
Paleoliberals are for the War on Terrorism, but with exceptions. Over time, with the exceptions including everything from Iraq to Iran to Syria to the Patriot Act, there appears to be little in the War on Terrorism that they are actually for.
Paleoliberals do not see anything wrong with cheering or applauding or booing at a memorial service, as long as the funereal setting of the memorial service is for a fallen Senator with whom they agreed.
Paleoliberals are for gay marriage, not because gay marriage would help gay people or the institution of marriage, but because they believe marriage is not particularly important.
Paleoliberals rightly decry legislation to outlaw “partial birth abortion,” and also rightly decry the false rhetoric that has obscured what is in that legislation. They shy away from presenting the public with the actual scientific facts, preferring to trust in popular ignorance and the court system.
Paleoliberals rightly believe that education and social services are underfunded in the US, and suggest that fully funding them is the only solution required.
Paleoliberals want Trent Lott run out of office for a “gotcha” moment, and want Howard Dean elected in spite of his Confederate flag “gotcha.”
Paleoliberals want to allow any number of illegal immigrants to come to the United States without being inconvenienced by law enforcement, and want no part in reforming the immigration services so that legal immigrants will be treated courteously and respectful of their need for convenience as they enter the country.
Paleoliberals want to give everyone in America free health care, and want no questions on how that might reduce quality of service or innovations in new medical techniques, research, or treatments.
Paleoliberals demand that NATO, the UN, “our friend” France, and perhaps also the EU take over for our responsibilities in Iraq, and dodge the thought that all of them attempted to stop the US–led coalition from liberating Iraq in the first place.
Paleoliberals demand that the US deal harshly with Saudi Arabia, and try to avoid mentioning that the US would not even be in a strategic position to possibly deal harshly with Saudi Arabia if we still required the use of Saudi airfields for the southern no-fly zone with which to erect the preferred paleoliberal strategy, the containment of Saddam Hussein.
Paleoliberals believe that Harry Truman has a greater claim to winning the Cold War than does Ronald Reagan.
Paleoliberals are not distressed that outgoing California governor Gray Davis has hired shredding contractors for his official papers rather than transportation contractors to cart them to a historical archive. The appearance of corruption is okay so long as he’s one of them.
Paleoliberals are against anti-Semitism and for anti-Zionism.
Paleoliberals really, deeply believe that George W. Bush is stupid, no matter how many times he outsmarts them. Not exactly a positive self-image.
Paleoliberals give conservatives no credit for their policy ideas, even for the policy ideas that have proven track records, such as welfare reform and the “broken windows” theory of community policing.
Paleoliberals do not think that any of the following are particularly important: leadership, courage, honor, religion, civilization, culture, tradition, responsibility, the English language, or history.
Paleoliberals rightly deny that on the basis of the impeachment articles Bill Clinton should not have been impeached, and go on to criticize Clinton more heavily for the political price he incurred for “their side” than for his misdeeds.
Paleoliberals deeply believe that the media as a whole has a sharply conservative bias. Either the BBC or NPR are the best alternative, but even the BBC and NPR are somehow tilted to the right-wing.
Paleoliberals embrace the spirit of free thinking and openmindedness, except when their own beliefs are challenged.
Paleoliberals are for all kinds of diversity on college campuses—racial, ethnic, sexual orientation, national origin, religious—just not political diversity.
Paleoliberals disbelieve in the existence of evil. They firmly believe that if the two sides in a war would just take a moment to understand one another, there would be peace. There is no possibility that the 9/11 terrorists, for example, were in fact “evil.”
Paleoliberals think that the symbol is more important than the substance. Thus, it doesn’t matter what actually happens in Iraq. What really matters is what it represents.
Paleoliberals will vote for the Democratic presidential nominee in 2004, no matter who it is.
Paleoliberals insist that they are as patriotic as anyone else, not in spite of their desire to change American society from top to bottom, but because of that desire.
Update: Thank you to Michael J. Totten for the link. (**) Much appreciated. There is interesting commentary available on his site.
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